A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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*spongebob voice* 25

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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Like if you like big tits.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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save water shower with friends

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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