This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

why did the black guy die? cancer

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

verry nice how mUCH?

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

Chicken

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

women's rights

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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