A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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