Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Society.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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Guess what? No.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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