What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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Justin Beiber

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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general tso's broccoli

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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fart+fart=poop

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Weiner

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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