- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

wanna hear a joke? not really

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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