kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Penis.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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