A man is so drunk that the alcohol has a biphasic effect on the body, meaning that its effects change over time. Initially, alcohol typically produces feelings of relaxation and cheerfulness. Increased consumption, however, can lead to dehydration, coordination problems, blurred vision, and a great number of health, medical, and social issues and other drinking problems caused by alcoholism. As articulated above, excessive alcohol consumption can lead to drunkenness. One of the short term effects of intoxication is the lowering of an individual's inhibitions. As a consequence, when people are intoxicated they frequently do things they normally would not do while sober, often ignoring legal, ethical, social, and moral or religious norms. While blurred vision, slurred speech, dehydration, and coordination can be labeled as "alcohol short term effects," other health problems such as alcohol related heart disease, liver disease, and cancer, on the other hand, can be labeled as long term effects of alcohol abuse and alcoholism. This, however brief, is an overview of the effects of alcohol. What remains to be discussed, however, is what Paul Harvey calls "the rest of the story." Essentially, "the rest of the story" is a more detailed analysis of how excessive alcohol affects an individual's life and the lives of those around him or her when the person becomes an alcoholic and suffers from alcoholism. Perhaps the most logical way to discuss this complex topic is to focus first on the classic alcoholic behaviors and effects of alcohol in the four states of alcoholism; then examine some of the "social effects" of alcohol and alcoholism and finally, discuss the medical conditions, health issues, and drinking problems that are caused directly or indirectly by alcoholism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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1 Jew XD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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