- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

knock knock!! kanye west

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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