- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

knock knock!! kanye west

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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