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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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A baby seal walks into a club.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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