Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

like for a handjob.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

democracy

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

How much did the Holla Cost?

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

my namew is jd

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Anti Joke

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