- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

Girls Basketball.

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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