a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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PENlS.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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