- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Gay's rights

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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