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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

A russian gives away vodka.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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