- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

hi michael

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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