Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Obama

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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