Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

whats better than 24................. 25

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Nice weather we're having.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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