- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Dani barton= lovely

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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