What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

Guess what? Holocaust

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

why do you care?

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

If life throws you melons... ouch

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

vbh

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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