what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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Joey mayer's face

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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Your social life.

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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