- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

save water shower with friends

the cast of the jersey shore

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

I tell an anti joke!.

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

I am on a escalator.

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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