Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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No. Yes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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who smells? •Liam

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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pineapples

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what do u call a black person by his name

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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