What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Johnson stops eating

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

The cow went moo

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

we all know sammi has a penis

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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