- Anti Joke

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

How many cows say moo? All of them

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Shit!

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels