- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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