Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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knock knock come in

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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You

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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Anti Joke

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