- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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