- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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