- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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