what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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