- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

I'm off to my tank guys!

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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