Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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School

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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