- Anti Joke

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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