A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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what happens during a climax apples

Why did the baby die? Abortion

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

My butt!!!!

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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