Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Doorbell salesman.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Like if you like big tits.

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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