A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

Gays

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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