what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

women outside of the kitchen

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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