How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Dancing Potatoe!

connor sucks

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Where's my shotgun

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

brian mcgee is gay!

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

Justin Beiber

what is big and white? the moon

what did batman say to robin? get in the car

Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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