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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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