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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Hi Jacob You cool

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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