- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Six million.

Knock knock Come In.......

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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