- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Watch your lips.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

Heartlight

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

twilight

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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