Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Hippopatomous!

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Girls

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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