What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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Wy did the chicken?

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Will you marry me?

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Woman's Rights

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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I like hats XD!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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