How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Black people. They are so kind.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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