Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Farts smell bad!

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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this is a joke

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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Anti Joke

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