- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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