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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

whats 2+2? 4

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