Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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poop

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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