Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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What did you say? I don't know.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Penis

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A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Womens' rights.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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