A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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poop

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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