Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Penis penis poop butt

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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The Barackness Monster

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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