- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

Betty Whites ALIVE?

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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