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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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