- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

what do gay people eat?? food

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Reed is poopin

if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

peter charastabopouloulous

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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