- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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