How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Anti Joke

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