- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

It smells like triangles in here.

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

I'm gay.

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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