- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

What's clear and wet? water

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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