- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

How do u shit With ur ass

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

Three blondes walk into a community college.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

A jew go out of a bar

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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