- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Garry Glitters on here

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

What's 9+10=? 19

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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