Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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haha, you're an orphan

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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