What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Hi

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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space is fun

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obama

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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If you are my friend like it!

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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