Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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